Sunday, August 19, 2012
Faction Warfare - Shalee Can Roleplay Making Me A Sammich
The situation down here, it's just sadness stacked upon more sadness.
We took Lamaa tonight. Kourmonen is at 95%. Kamela is at 52%. Sosala is at 40%.
In Kamela local I asked "Where do you Amarr stage out of now? Since you don't seem to give a shit about Kamela?" Some jackass replied "YOLOCOLO did nothing for us." What? My reply "They took Kourmonen, and we couldn't touch Kamela while they were staging out of it. You jackasses can't even hold Kamela for yourselves."
Sadness, heaped upon sadness.
The entire evening, we had only one noteworthy engagement, and it was against Agony. Sigh. The sigh is for the Amarr. The Agony fight was fun. They lost 1.5B in Tech 2 cruisers and such. But that our only real engagement was with folks not at all invested in the Minmatar/Amarr conflict. Yep, sadness, piled high upon sadness.
What the Amarr need again, is for some large group to swoop in to save their asses. Much as Fweddit did. The Amarr now need Goonfwarm. Goon FW Arm. Goonfwarm.
So what do we Minmatar do now? We aren't getting fights. No outlook for getting any good fights. I think we're looking to taking every single system, get our CCP medal (apparently they award medals to any side that can take all the systems; the Caldari did this once.) Then cash out all the LP at T5 warzone control. And then consider other options. So we do have a goal, it's just not a happy goal, because right now, it's looking like something that's going to be too easy to achieve.
Seems all the Amarr have left are roleplaying alliances. And they're too busy hunched over their word processors and thesauruses to worry about things like holding key systems.
And if we do achieve taking every system, what becomes of the plots of all the Amarr roleplaying stories? You know, where they're now our slaves? Shalee can write about making me sammiches and giving me long, slow foot massages.