Introducing the Whoring Enyo!! Your enemies will rage over this fit.
AVOID BEING PRIMARIED!!
Are you tired of fighting under the guns of your enemy? Blaster range got you down? Sick of lasting only a few seconds every fleet fight?
You want a fast agile ship, but you don't want to be in range of any weapons. Frigates! Long range! Both of these are the answer!! Enter the ENYO, long considered to be a PREMIER PvP frigate!!
A NEW DOCTRINE FOR A NEW EVE!!
Killmail whoring is an old art, but old arts need new doctrines. As the old doctrines are countered, we must move forward with new ship fittings to baffle and AMAZE even the oldest bittervet players!!
[Enyo, Killmail Whorer]
150mm Railgun II, Spike S
150mm Railgun II, Spike S
150mm Railgun II, Spike S
150mm Railgun II, Spike S
Gistii B-Type 1MN MicroWarpdrive
Sensor Booster II, Targeting Range Script
Sensor Booster II, Scan Resolution Script
Micro Auxiliary Power Core I
Tracking Enhancer II
Tracking Enhancer II
Damage Control II
Small Hybrid Locus Coordinator I
Small Algid Hybrid Administrations Unit I
Hobgoblin II x1
90 IS TRIPLE 30!!
The Whoring Enyo does a whopping 90 damage per second [DPS]. That's TRIPLE -- yes, you read that right, TRIPLE -- the damage that a 30 DPS ship will do!! You won't be on the bottom of any killmail ever again with this sort of damage. Out DPS even the tacklers!!
The Whoring Enyo can travel over 2300 m/s with the microwarpdrive [MWD] turned on. Turn off the MWD and you'll still be flying at over 350 m/s. That's FASTER than cruisers, battlecruisers and battleships!! You'll even outpace freighters!!
This baby is capacitor stable!!
HARD TO KILL!!
While your fleet is brawling it out at 10km from the enemy, you can sit at a safe distance of 65km and plink away at whoever you want. Get on tens and tens of killmails per fleet fight!!
Your kill efficiency will skyrocket!! You won't achieve 75% efficiency. You won't achieve 80% efficiency. 90% is too low. How about a 96% efficiency rating? That is the Whoring Enyo guarantee*!!
It will take no less than 12 Fwedditors to kill you. Not 9. Not 10. Not 11. But 12 Fweddit ships. It can, sometimes, even take 13 ships to kill you!! Click to see the PROOF!! Never get killed again by 1v1 or small gangs. Only blobs** fear you!!
KILLMAILS GALORE!!
These are just a few of the ships that you can whore killmails on!!
Here are some actual killmails!!
http://poeticstanziel.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14210426
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14403296
http://poeticstanziel.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14210397
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14410945
http://poeticstanziel.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14210410
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14380102
WHO IS FLYING THE WHORING ENYO??
Only beautiful people fly the new Enyo doctrine. These are just a few of your fellow Whoring Enyo pilots.
WHAT DO YOUR ENEMIES SAY??
Angry enemies are the best enemies. The liquid that seeps from their nasolacrimal ducts are delicious and salty. The Whoring Enyo will enrage them!!
Rina Kondur - What the f****?
Pinky Feldman - My life is terrible after being shown this fit.
Durrhurrdurr - You should kill yourself!
Sehanine - I just pooped a little!
WHAT ARE THE ENYO PILOTS SAYING!!
Stoffer Potatoes - What the f****!!
Minmatar Citizen 104598 - My life is terrific after being show this fit.
Pathetic Schnitzel - I no longer want to kill myself!
FLY IT TODAY!!
Be 1337 today!! All ships and fittings available at your favourite New Eden trade hub!!
* requires at least one supercap killmail per month.
** a blob is ten or more ships.
Wow! Brilliant! I'm just about to finish Frigate V and now I know what to do next - this must be what Eve PvP is all about - KILLMAILS!
ReplyDeleteFitting this now... My life will never be the same.
ReplyDeletelol Hey you got your ** wrong. A blob is technically defined as x+1, where x the number of ships you brought, of course minus logi, ewar, tackle, and DPS. ;-)
ReplyDeletePS--if you want to KM-whore, droneboats > anything else. Set drones on aggressive, turn off focus-fire, and even if jammed you'll still be whoring like the Las Vegas Strip. >:-D
Had a good laugh reading this, it's hilarious the lengths to which people will go to whore on KMs.
ReplyDeleteYou're a brave man to be flying this...
I love you sometimes.
ReplyDeleteWe miss your shenanigans :(
I, indeed, just pooped a little.
ReplyDelete-Sehanine
Is there any particular reason for a Gistii MWD? Because after swapping the MAPC for a PDS, you get more or less the same speeds and cap stability with regular ones. :)
ReplyDeleteBecause I am bad at fitting ships.
DeleteI had forgotten all about the Power Diagnostic System (which now that I look at it again, is a pretty awesome bit of lowslot hardware, if you need more powergrid, because it gives shield and capacitor bonuses too.)
Also if you remove the scripts and run both sebos unscripted they will have a lower stacking penalty and you'll actually have more lock range and faster lock times.
DeleteThis is quite possibly one of your best posts ever.
ReplyDeleteDoes it work?
ReplyDeleteSure. But an actual interceptor with rails would be the better option.
DeleteI will actually use this.
ReplyDelete