Sunday, September 30, 2012

Fweddit's Tournament Dreams Are Dead

My dream of Fweddit ever participating in an EVE Online tournament, specifically the Alliance Tournament is over.

Our alliance name is I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth. That would have been interesting all by itself. Would CCP have allowed us to compete?

I wanted us to field an entire team of players with offensively named characters. Perfect for a live broadcast advertising everything great about EVE Online.

Unfortunately, FistyMcBumbasher left us last week for Agony Unleashed. And if that wasn't bad enough, Rusty Kuntzz left us a couple days later.

I'll never get to hear Kil2 announce at the start of a match, "I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth is the blue team and they've brought an especially confusing set-up. Fisty McBumbasher is flying an Eos, while Rusty Kuntzz is in a Vulture. Dick Snot is in one of their four Harpies, the others flown by Lactating Cleavage, Trouser Snakes, and Annal Clench." And so on. All the while, CCP Sreegs is furiously making name changes while the match is in progress.
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14 comments :

  1. I always assumed that you gone thru high school already.With that neanderthal sense of humor I hope we never see your faces in any tournament.Trouser Snakes ffs.

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    1. Hmm. The dream is returning to life.

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    2. Hey, I read the post and thought it was funny as hell =) Trying to imagine Kil2 saying that with a straight face is what got me rolling though!

      You need a good team name!

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    3. I have to agree, I was borderline judging your 'maturity', but this post clearly swayed me to the 'I can not take you serious' side.

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    4. Who doesn't like a good dick joke? Especially if played on CCP.

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    5. I too judge people and act pretentious for not being 100% mature all the time. Because you know, everyone who has ever made an inappropriate joke clearly, should never be taken seriously.

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    6. Like Gilbert Gottfried.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGA0dIz9-Wk

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    7. I went through high school. Fortunately for me they had a decent English program where I learned correct spelling and punctuation.

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    8. I finished high school. Fortunately for me, they had a decent English program where I learned how to use correct spelling and punctuation.


      FYP

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  2. Hey, get a load of this douche nozzle!

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  3. They see you rollin', they hatin'...

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  4. At what point do people grow up? That is just juvenile.

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  5. I will rename my ship "Scroto Baggins" as a gesture of sympathy.

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  6. Wait. Eve is for "mature" people and behavior?? Guess I'm in the wrong MMO....

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