Sunday, September 30, 2012
Fweddit's Tournament Dreams Are Dead
Our alliance name is I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth. That would have been interesting all by itself. Would CCP have allowed us to compete?
I wanted us to field an entire team of players with offensively named characters. Perfect for a live broadcast advertising everything great about EVE Online.
Unfortunately, FistyMcBumbasher left us last week for Agony Unleashed. And if that wasn't bad enough, Rusty Kuntzz left us a couple days later.
I'll never get to hear Kil2 announce at the start of a match, "I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth is the blue team and they've brought an especially confusing set-up. Fisty McBumbasher is flying an Eos, while Rusty Kuntzz is in a Vulture. Dick Snot is in one of their four Harpies, the others flown by Lactating Cleavage, Trouser Snakes, and Annal Clench." And so on. All the while, CCP Sreegs is furiously making name changes while the match is in progress.