Saturday, January 12, 2013

Blog Banter 43: The EVE Online Awards

It's that time of year. The Golden Globes. The Academy Awards. Blog Banter 43.

Yes. The EVE Online Awards are here.

The "CCP Guy I'm Happiest Is On Twitter" Award
CCP Explorer (@Erlendur).

The "I Don't Tell Anybody I Read It, But I Do, All the Time, Because It's Really Quite Good, Even Though I Rarely Admit It" Award
Ripard Teg.

The "Voice So Awesome, I'd Listen to Thirty Minutes of Her Telling Us About That Morning She Picked Up Dog Poop in the Backyard" Award
Shalee Lianne.

The "Go Kill Yourself. No. Wait. That Was the Jägermeister Talking" Award
The Mittani.

The "More Pander Than World of Warcraft" Award
Hans Jagerblitzen.

The "Ph.D. of EVE Online Blogging" Award
Mary Titor.

The "Best EVE Online Podcast Ever Because They're Good at Critical Analysis" Award
Crossing Zebras.

The "I'm Grumpy Because I Had This Great Idea and Now Everyone Is Inexplicably Shitting All Over It" Award
CCP Greyscale.

The "Bitter Down Goat" Award
/r/eve

The "He Finally Stopped Telling Us He's Pre-Med" Award
Master Zeuth.

The "If That Makes Any Sense" Award
and
The "Get a Clue. Vote the Jew. CSM8" Award
Pinky Feldman.

The "It All Started With Legs, But Don't Point That Out or All Her Weird Stalker Fans Will Accuse You of Being a Stalker" Award
Sindel Pellion.

The "Loud Obnoxious Fucker I Didn't Really Like To Begin With, But Who I Now Wish Would Return to Fweddit Every Once in Awhile" Award
DurrDurrDurr.

The "Dying Is Simply a Process" Award
Ford Stanley.

The "People Who Say Ripard and I Write Many Words Have Not Read All Those Posts About Life in a Wormhole" Award
Tiger Ears.

The "My Favourite Person in Faction Warfare to Mock" Award
Susan Black.

The "One That's Not a Pedo" Award
and
The "What I Do In Local Is Not Sperg, It's Art" Award
Bob FromMarketing. (Not to be confused with BobFromMarketing.)

The "I Understand CCP and This CSM Thing Better Than Anyone" Award
Issler Dainze.

The "Largest Corporation With the Least Amount of Drama" Award
Fweddit.

The "Every Amarr Has a Final Blow Killmail On This Guy" Award
Curtiss Hawk.

The "Losing 500M ISK Dramiels, It's a Process, Though Somewhat More Expensive Than the Process Ford Stanley Goes Through" Award
Albusaidi Miznah.

The "He Does Good By Me, So I'm Gonna Stick With His EVE News Site" Award
EVE News 24

8 comments:

  1. Lacks the "I'm too stubborn to answer any questions or explain anything until you say yes or no" award

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    1. That would be mean. (Or it slipped my mind.)

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  2. More pander. ROFL. I see what you did there.

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  3. Poe got me excited that he actually read my blog and gave me an award, only to realize, that he gave an award to fake Durrr.

    http://imetelstat.blogspot.com

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