Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Fweddit - Cynthia Nezmor Can Eat a Bag of Thoraxes
This dude has hated, not disliked, but downright hated Fweddit ever since they joined the Amarr faction. He became outright frothing about it when Fweddit made their one month foray up with the Caldari militia, and then gloriously returned.
According to him Fweddit are a lazy pack of shits, who do nothing at all for the Amarr militia. Do not read Cynthia's History of the Amarr Militia. It's a lopsided analysis.
The Amarr currently control forty systems. The Amarr haven't controlled this many systems for a couple dozen months (excepting Nulli Secunda's quick vacation here last summer, but we can all ignore that.) It's a fantastic time to be Amarrican. We even have plex farmers now. Who would have ever imagined that happening?
I'd just like to say that Cynthia can get down on his hands and knees and blow us. You wouldn't be at T3 warzone control now if it weren't for the YOLO Coalition: In Exile, Moar Tears and Fweddit. We do more for the Amarr than running your mouth has ever done.
Cynthia Nezmor can eat a bag of dicks.
Guess who's logo is now live? (You may have to refresh/F5 the page a couple times.) It's in the image database. EVE Gate is feeding off it immediately. And according to CCP Explorer, the game client itself will begin feeding in the logo after 24 hours.
I'm especially proud because I made it. It's not an original design. It's a recreation from a webcomic. Brainless Tales. Chicken Patty in Space. But I got permission to use what I created from the artist. A couple emails and all was done. He seemed thrilled, actually, that a version of his artwork was going to appear in a game.
It's a pretty sweet logo. I think most of Fweddit love it. (Except Byakko, but then he wanted our logo to be a grilled cheese sandwich.) I certainly love it.
EVE University. We love you. (Whoa! Did I just say that?) We love fighting you. But for the love of the Amarrican God, stop bringing a new fleet comp every time you come fight us. That's why we keep dumpstering you. And we then feel bad about it. Do you want us to feel bad?
Pro tip: Stick with a single doctrine, and become fucking good at it. Don't keep switching up your doctrines, because you end up sucking at all of them.
We want you to keep popping by for fights. We want you to get better, so the good fights become great fights. So, yeah, stick with something and become aces at it.
You're our Uni Bros. Newbros sticking with newbros. We're just looking out for you, after all.